Following is a few real/surreal thoughts about Surrealism.....whatever.....

(Surrealism) declares that it is able, by it's own means, to uproot thought from an increasingly cruel state of thralldom, to steer it back onto the path of total comprehension, return to it's original purity.

Andre Brenton, Second Manifesto of Surrealism

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

Anonymous

Let us not mince words:  the marvelous is always beautiful.  anything marvelous is beautiful, in fact only the marvelous is beautiful.

Andre Brenton, 1924

How come when the wind is blowing at 40 miles per hour I can still smell my fart?

Jeff Wright, 1999

The only difference between myself and a madman is that I am not mad.

Salvador Dali

The answer to your question.

Anonymous, 1999

Two dogs in your pocket are better than one in the forest.

Tim Evensen, 1997